If your birds did flare, reach out and we can address these problems together.
We just want your email.
You probably already gave us your email, but you know what the heck, right? Might as well keep trying to put you on a list so that we can send you a bunch of really insightful and interesting marketing schemes to convince you to continue to buy our silly products that you definitely really need, right?
(Don't listen to your spouse, if they don't let you buy these they don't really love you.)
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